Opposite day

I've been eating very healthy for the last couple of months. I figure since I'm not quitting smoking anytime soon, I might as well take care of the rest of my body. This is normally a great thing for a girls figure. No greasy food or high fructose corn syrup is a sure fire way to look fit for the summer. The only problem is that I barely had anything on my bones to begin with. Now I look like Mary-Kate Olsen.

Should I be happy that in order to look good I should continue eating double bacon cheeseburgers?
What a cruel, cruel twist of the rules.


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